i might actually make coffee in the morning wth

Norman Reedus describing Season 5 of The Walking Dead.

elysedc:

The ultimate dad joke compilation

Cell: Once I absorb android 18 I'll finally be perfect
Drake: You don't have to do this Cell. You're already perfect to me.
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spiralsbodyshoppe:

Shia LaBeouf for Interview Magazine.

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imsoshive:

validx2:

Even mom  turnt

ayeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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ashy-le-spoopy:

Daryl be flirting with Carol like:

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   ”The news reporters would show Nick Dunne, husband of the missing woman, standing metallically next to his father-in-law, arms crossed, eyes glazed, looking almost bored as Amy’s parents wept. And then worse. My longtime response, the need to remind people I wasn’t a dick, I was a nice guy despite the affectless stare, the haughty, douchebag face.
   So there it came, out of nowhere, as Rand begged for his daughter’s return: a killer smile.” — Gillian Flynn, Gone Girl

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we joke about procrastination but nothing is worse than the nauseating feeling of having every intention of doing something but physically not being capable of doing it and then feeling like you want to throw up because the deadline is just getting closer and closer.

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traphouse666:

vinebox:

When straight guys eat a banana 

Hahahahhahaha

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Ellen Page spotted with Spike Jonze at Momofuku Milk Bar, NYC, 12 Oct 2014. Photos via @asapraq.

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